If you ever want to drool over the possibilities of a huge sum of money, 

then I would suggest you to go and talk to any banker, specially the person handling the mutual funds and stuff. 

‘Sir I would suggest you to have this policy here…after five years you will get around 15% growth…’ 

And I am like, first of all stop calling me ‘sir’ asshole…

And shit he is planning my next five years with all the murders and molestations in between…

I even don’t know what to drink today.

The circus stopped, 

and I just opened a savings account there. 

I felt like I have killed a beast that day…

I had to celebrate with one extra beer.

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