If you ever want to drool over the possibilities of a huge sum of money,
then I would suggest you to go and talk to any banker, specially the person handling the mutual funds and stuff.
‘Sir I would suggest you to have this policy here…after five years you will get around 15% growth…’
And I am like, first of all stop calling me ‘sir’ asshole…
And shit he is planning my next five years with all the murders and molestations in between…
I even don’t know what to drink today.
The circus stopped,
and I just opened a savings account there.
I felt like I have killed a beast that day…
I had to celebrate with one extra beer.